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KoolAid
07-23-2010, 01:39 PM
I've heard Grave Digging really works your core...

Per Pioneer Press today

Wisconsin man convicted in grave-robbing scheme so brother could have sex with body

A Dane County man is the third person convicted in a scheme to dig up a dead woman so his brother could have sex with the body.

A Grant County court official says a jury deliberated about an hour today before finding Alexander C. Grunke, 24, of Mount Horeb guilty of third-degree sexual assault.

He was previously convicted on related charges of theft and criminal damage to a cemetery.

Authorities say he, his brother and another 23-year-old went to a Cassville cemetery in 2006 to remove the body of a 20-year-old woman killed a week earlier in a motorcycle crash. The 23-year-old told investigators Grunke's brother wanted to have sex with the body.

Grunke's attorney declined to comment until she could follow up with her client

RodentRampage
07-23-2010, 01:42 PM
I hear the Badgers cooled on her. Or she cooled on them. One or the other.

JOHN4254
07-23-2010, 02:26 PM
This post is completely tasteless, and has nothing to do with Gopher football or the hated Badgers!

Thunderlips
07-23-2010, 03:54 PM
This post is completely tasteless, and has nothing to do with Gopher football or the hated Badgers!

Lighten up dude.

JOHN4254
07-23-2010, 05:04 PM
Lighten up dude.

I guess you must have missed sarcasm in my reply.

sar·casm
   /ˈsɑrkćzəm/ Show Spelled[sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1.
harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.
a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Origin:
1570–80; < LL sarcasmus < Gk sarkasmós, deriv. of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-

Personally, I don't find the subject or practice of necrophilia to be particularity amusing or tasteful. I was merely trying to make my point with a bit of sarcasm.

Thunderlips
07-23-2010, 06:13 PM
I guess you must have missed sarcasm in my reply.

sar·casm
   /ˈsɑrkćzəm/ Show Spelled[sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1.
harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.
a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Origin:
1570–80; < LL sarcasmus < Gk sarkasmós, deriv. of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-

Personally, I don't find the subject or practice of necrophilia to be particularity amusing or tasteful. I was merely trying to make my point with a bit of sarcasm.



My bad, i failed miserably at conveying my sarcasm as well, i swear i put a ;) in there!......

i think the summer void is getting to all of us! Kickoff the ^%$ damn season already!

gophergrad
07-23-2010, 06:31 PM
I've heard Grave Digging really works your core...

Per Pioneer Press today

A Grant County court official says a jury deliberated about an hour today before finding Alexander C. Grunke, 24, of Mount Horeb guilty of third-degree sexual assault.

My question is, why did it take them a whole hour to to deliberate?

raindog
07-23-2010, 06:36 PM
My question is, why did it take them a whole hour to to deliberate?

They did not even read the jury instructions but I understand it took a while to properly examine the exhibits.

JOHN4254
07-23-2010, 07:52 PM
My bad, i failed miserably at conveying my sarcasm as well, i swear i put a ;) in there!......

i think the summer void is getting to all of us! Kickoff the ^%$ damn season already!

Now we're talkin', time for GOPHER FOOTBALL!

GopherRock
07-23-2010, 09:46 PM
My question is, why did it take them a whole hour to to deliberate?

The jury had to get at least one free meal out of the county...