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MNSpaniel
12-22-2009, 11:17 AM
I just got an Iowa Hawkeye mug from a kid whose parents know I'm a big Gopher fan. Suggestions on what to do with it. Maybe it will go as a White Elephant gift to some other Gopher fan.

BleedGopher
12-22-2009, 11:26 AM
Drop the kid a letter grade. That type of insult can't go un-punished in this society. Kids and their parents need to learn to respect their teachers and this is a blatant slap in your face.

Go Gophers!!

gophergrad
12-22-2009, 11:30 AM
A letter grade? Hold the kid back a year. That will teach the kid and his parents.

Jike Spingleton
12-22-2009, 11:35 AM
If it's a Hawkeye family, the kid will probably be held back a grade, anyway. Must find another form of punishment.

station19
12-22-2009, 11:43 AM
Have him arrested for bringing an obscene object to school.

MRJ
12-22-2009, 11:53 AM
Yipes!!! Hope you get more desirable gifts between now and Dec. 25, otherwise it figures to be a rough Christmas.

goldenboy
12-22-2009, 11:55 AM
Use it as a pee can in your fishing boat. About all it's good for.

golfinggopher
12-22-2009, 12:00 PM
That's funny...I've got some kids in my class who are Iowa fans as well. So....for a bonus question at the end of my last test, I put a picture of myself cooking on the grill before a game (with a glass of morgan in one hand but shhhh....) and I asked this question to poke fun of the Iowa folks.. Which University am I tailgating at? Hint...This state and team are far superior to Iowa. The kids got a big kick out of it and everyone got the question right since I was wearing a Gophers shirt and their was a big Gophers flag in the background!

MBAGuy
12-22-2009, 12:00 PM
Tell him every time he cheers for the Hawkeyes a puppy dies.

MrGopher
12-22-2009, 12:04 PM
Tell him every time he cheers for the Hawkeyes a puppy dies.


And that dead puppy can be his Christmas present in return.

tikited
12-22-2009, 12:31 PM
I have a kid who wears his Iowa bib-overalls to class now and then. Hurts my eyes.

LC19
12-22-2009, 12:40 PM
I would have found a nice spot in the bottom of the garbage for it.

alltimetwinsfan
12-22-2009, 12:44 PM
Don't hold him back...you're only punishing yourself for that. I'd make him write a current events story on the Gopher-Iowa basketball thumping coming up on January 2.

Schlic Daddy
12-22-2009, 01:15 PM
have you been naughty this year?

Schnoodler
12-22-2009, 01:20 PM
I have a great deal of respect for special needs teachers. Kudos to you Spaniel.

StartGrayPlz
12-22-2009, 01:22 PM
Take a hammer to it, you'll feel better.

Back2Campus Guy
12-22-2009, 01:25 PM
Just return it to the Iowa City Police, 'cause everyone knows they got plenty of Iowa Hawkeye mugs there!

MNSpaniel
12-22-2009, 02:41 PM
To make matters worse I lost the bet when Iowa beat MN this year. So I had to put on an Iowa jersey for two days. So besides being the wrong color ... the jersey they provided me was about a size too small. It wasn't a very flattering fit.

Dr.Don
12-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Fill the mug up with good cold beer and drink the beer. The mug must be good for something.

Schnoodler
12-22-2009, 02:50 PM
I might have a solution. Get an approprately sized goldy and have him sitting on it like it's a toilet. Put some turd like candy in the bowl like chocolate covered peanuts. Than both will be displayed, and you'll understand the meaning.

monk10
12-22-2009, 02:50 PM
Does it have directions to a stall at the Metrodome hidden in it?