akgopher
10-24-2009, 10:06 PM
-We'll finish 5 and 7 this year and only the real homers will be left on the Brew Bandwagon.
-We'll start off 2-0 and Sid will be talking about how Brew is going to shock next week, along with a Giddy Dave who will be laying out what will happen to the program in the aftermath.
-Then USC is going to come in and put up NBA numbers on us.
-Team finally sees through coaches BS and quits on him and gets beat at home by Northern Illinois.
-We bounce back to beat Northwestern.
-Then after 5 straight loses it's announced Brew will not be returning for 2011 season.
-Apathy sets in and tickets are a buyer's market for Brew's last game available.
-There's a sea of drunken black and gold in the stands for Brew's last game and bad things are happening on the new couches in the DQ Club Room.
-At the conclusion of a fitting end to his era, the black and gold take down the goal post and carry it out of the horseshoe.
-Maturi will personally feel obligated to right this error and applications from TE coaches will not be accepted.
-Brew's legacy also likely eliminates the chances of us hiring even hiring a coordinator from a BCS school.
-Maturi's job is on the line and he spends next months desperately raising money to get a coach who's out of our league.
-People will remember Brew for not being able to run the ball or protect the passer, resulting in a lot of 3 and outs.
-Someone might suggest that one of Brew's first decisions was his worst and he never recovered.... He should have kept Gordie Shaw.
-We'll start off 2-0 and Sid will be talking about how Brew is going to shock next week, along with a Giddy Dave who will be laying out what will happen to the program in the aftermath.
-Then USC is going to come in and put up NBA numbers on us.
-Team finally sees through coaches BS and quits on him and gets beat at home by Northern Illinois.
-We bounce back to beat Northwestern.
-Then after 5 straight loses it's announced Brew will not be returning for 2011 season.
-Apathy sets in and tickets are a buyer's market for Brew's last game available.
-There's a sea of drunken black and gold in the stands for Brew's last game and bad things are happening on the new couches in the DQ Club Room.
-At the conclusion of a fitting end to his era, the black and gold take down the goal post and carry it out of the horseshoe.
-Maturi will personally feel obligated to right this error and applications from TE coaches will not be accepted.
-Brew's legacy also likely eliminates the chances of us hiring even hiring a coordinator from a BCS school.
-Maturi's job is on the line and he spends next months desperately raising money to get a coach who's out of our league.
-People will remember Brew for not being able to run the ball or protect the passer, resulting in a lot of 3 and outs.
-Someone might suggest that one of Brew's first decisions was his worst and he never recovered.... He should have kept Gordie Shaw.